The Kitchen is Not Meant for Cooking?
Did they just say the kitchen does not have the capacity to cook, or are we imagining? It looks like they said the kitchen is a dining area, not meant for cooking. We’ve read this message three times already and we still can’t wrap our heads around this. Since when is the kitchen not meant for cooking? As far as we know, the kitchen is meant for cooking, and the dining room is meant for dining.
What did they expect when they rented this house – that the tenants would never cook and only order take out? What’s with this kitchen, anyway? Is it a doll-house kitchen, the kind with the easy-bake oven? We realize that we’ve said it before, but we take it back – this message takes first place in the contest “the strangest text messages sent by landlords.”