#28: Jason Lee
I really hope that when I finally become super famous one day, someone will have the decency to make up a whole bunch of cool things that I did in my anonymous past, or at the very least embellish the things that I really did do to make them sound like they were super cool – instead of just regular things.

I’m sure I could make it seem like I’ve been a professional skater, a water polo player, a boxing champion, a concert pianist, and an interior designer. In reality, these are all just things I was forced to do at some point or another in high school or elementary school. But no one knows that.