Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Will Have You Laughing for Days

Aston’s review might be the most spiritually conflicted on Amazon. While most customers complain about shipping delays or durability, Aston’s issue runs deeper: energy.

The product, whatever it was, “gave me a threatening aura,” they explain, as though it personally glared back from the box. Despite admitting it was well-made and felt good in hand, Aston couldn’t shake the feeling that something dark was attached to it — and promptly returned it to banish the bad juju. A fair review: 4 stars for craftsmanship, minus one for haunted energy.