Hilarious Amazon Reviews That Will Have You Laughing for Days

This review begins innocently enough — a five-star rating for a simple ashtray — but quickly evolves into an emotional outburst aimed squarely at a man named Terry. The anonymous reviewer admits they bought the ashtray for their mom’s “ugly boyfriend,” not out of love, but out of desperation to stop sweeping cigarette ash off the kitchen floor.

What starts as a product review ends as a cry for domestic peace. With brutal honesty, the reviewer signs off with a message straight from the heart (and broom): “If you’re reading this, Terry, I want you to move out.”