Indoor Escapades Await
Once again, the tired trope of exes resurfaces with those predictable texts—old hat in the game of post-breakup attention-seeking. Imagine, you’ve valiantly moved on from a tumultuous love affair, only for this relic to pop up with a message avalanche. Likely a mix of boredom and nostalgia, your ex reappears, testing waters for a rendezvous.
You smartly play coy, crafting a convenient excuse. There’s wisdom in those harmless fibs; they shield you from needless awkwardness. Admit it, in this comedy of errors, your ex’s role is the most pitiable..