These Celebrity Side Hustles Could Technically be Fully-Fledged Careers

Sometimes, when I hear about celebrities holding titles that they just have no right to hold, it makes me wonder if there isn’t some secret bribe system where they just need to pay money (or apply other sorts of pressure) in order to acquire whatever supposed achievement they want to hold to their names.

I mean, what right does Vanilla Ice (the rapper best known for his iconic “Ice Ice Baby”) have to be in the top ten jet skiers in the world? Actually, what right does he have to be in the top ten of anything other than rappers? Can’t these people leave something for the rest of us?